Tennessee Ten Commandments

       Tennessee Ten Commandments

       Some people in Tennessee have trouble with all those 
 "shalls" and "shall nots" in the Ten Commandments . Folks just 
 aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks in middle 
 Tennessee got together and translated the "King James" into 
 "Jackson County" language,....
 no joke, read on.
       The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at 
 Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN.)
       (1) Just one God.
       (2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
       (3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.
       (4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
       (5) Put nothin' before God.
       (6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
       (7) No killin.'
       (8) Watch yer mouth.
       (9) Don't take what ain't yers.
       (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.

       Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think? Y'all 
 have a nice day!

I received this in an e-mail and thought I would share.  I do not have a clue who wrote it.
Cheerily
IJK

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